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Whole She`S Funny That Way (2015) Movie Online

8/6/2017
Whole She`S Funny That Way (2015) Movie Online

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She walks into a room, and all of a sudden, heads are on swivels, and jaws are on floors, tongues unrolling from mouths like so many pink red carpets. There’s something outrageous about her good looks. Something exaggerated, gaudy, blatant, preposterous. Something borderline indecent even.

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That luscious face—those kiss- puffed lips and velvety eyes, skin without a flaw, lustrous as a pearl—atop that bodacious bod—the softly swelling hips, the gently tapering waist, the oodles of breast and thigh and buttock—is too much. It’s overkill. Not to mention in bad taste. I mean, shouldn’t she be a little less explicit about her extraordinary physical assets? Wear them not quite so proudly? Act as if they’re her burden rather than her glory? Or at least downplay them some? Cool it, for instance, on the clothes that make her look naked?

Surely the necklines don’t have to be as low- dipping as the heels are high- climbing? The fabrics as clingy as the patterns are predatory? Or like it’s an obstacle, the thing standing between her and True Artiste- dom? Deface it with tattoos and piercings, extreme applications of eye shadow? Degrade it by featuring it in a sex tape with negligible production values—improper framing, poor sound quality, unflattering lighting? Maybe because she’s not an American by birth and therefore the crackpot notion that all men are created equal never even crossed her mind. Or maybe because she’s a Catholic, convent- educated, and so understands that the need to worship isn’t unseemly or evidence of weak character, that it’s a perfectly natural human impulse, and is thus able to accept the rapture she inspires with a grace and an ease and an utter lack of neurosis.

Small wonder that Sophia Loren (born in 1. That’s about how far back you have to go to find another un- ironic sex symbol. How to Make an Entrance.

The room Sof. Tea doesn’t seem like it would be her cup of, and it certainly isn’t mine, but, hey, I can crook my pinkie when the circumstances demand it. I arrive at 1: 3. I’m not due . Lots of women dressed to the nines, swizzle- stick- thin with ash- blond hair and of no discernible age other than not- old, fussing with teapots and sugar bowls and nibbling on sandwiches the size of large crumbs.

The males present are either waiters—Latino, every one—in button- down shirts and vests, darting hither and yon unobtrusively, trays balanced on spread palms, or high- level wheeler- dealers—white, every one—in dark suits with berserkly expensive- looking watches and/or ties and/or briefcases, conducting urgent business in low voices. Sof. As I wait for her to reach our table, it occurs to me that that’s a star’s job—or a star’s trick: to be watched by eyes both human and camera while behaving as if unobserved, never breaking the spell. A waiter pulls out the chair for her, and she thanks him in Spanish, and the expression on his face says he wants the earth to open up and swallow him whole because life can’t get any sweeter. Dresses like her, too: jeans that are less pants than a second skin, snug top with a cheetah motif on it, and a humdinger diamond on her ring finger that puts all other humdinger diamonds in the vicinity to shame. Also, sounds like her. What I used to do when I moved to L. A., I found places like Frederick’s of Hollywood that make bras for streetwalkers.”Sof?

Like, prostitutes? Like, hookers?”Sof. I can’t think of the word. You know”—doing a kind of hootchy- kootchy shimmy with her shoulders—“dancers.”Me (understanding dawning): “Oh oh oh, you mean strippers.”Sof. Skinny girls with gigantic boobs.”Me: “Gigantic fake boobs.”Sof. I lay down and they completely go down like all the way, like here.” Another representation with her hands.

Large, yes, yet high and pert. Oomphy, too.)Talk of breasts quite naturally segues into talk of babies. She recently accepted a marriage proposal from Big Dick Richie, arguably the hunkiest of the Magic Mike hunks. Well, technically, she accepted the proposal from Joe Manganiello, the actor who plays Big Dick Richie. People don’t look; they ogle.) Says Sof. And I’m like, Jesse, no, he’s too handsome. Then, after two days of Jesse trying to convince me, I’m like, O.

K., give him my number. I’m thinking, I’m in New Orleans shooting, and he’s in L. A. Nothing’s going to happen.

But we started talking a lot, and then he showed up in New Orleans. Since then we’ve been inseparable. There’s nothing about him I’d change other than the fact that he’s four years younger than me . It’s hyper- volatile—and hyperactive—in that Old Hollywood Lana Turner/Ava Gardner/Elizabeth Taylor way. She was, it seemed, forever getting engaged and disengaged from the aforementioned Nick Loeb, the “Onion Crunch King,” an entrepreneur as passionate about crispy condiments as he is about beautiful women. And apart from Loeb and Manganiello, she’s been reportedly linked to heartthrob pop stars—Craig David and Enrique Iglesias—heartthrob actors—Tom Cruise and Tyrese Gibson—and heartthrob hoodlums—Chris Paciello, a Johnny Stompanato- like Italian Stallion Miami- nightclub owner and made man turned unmade man when he ratted out high- ranking members of the Bonanno crime family, and Andres L. But, you know, Joe wants babies and if it’s going to make him super- happy, then—” She dot- dot- dots, lifting a lovely shoulder.

How to Make It Happen. Before the happily- ever- after, though, the once- upon- a- time: Sof. She was just 1. 7, a senior at Marymount, founded by the Religious of the Sacred Heart of Mary—a real live Catholic schoolgirl, a fantasy come true!—the day a photographer got a load of her catching rays in her hometown of Barranquilla, Colombia, and cast her in a spot for Pepsi. The concept of the commercial was, basically, T& A& G (- string): Sof. The waves weren’t the only things swelling as she jiggled her way across the hot sand to cool off with an ice- cold carbonated beverage.

The ad, widely broadcast in Latin America, was a smash, as was she. And, all at once, it was modeling and acting offers galore. Except she didn’t want to model or act. She wanted Barranquilla and a nice, simple life. And she got it. At 1. Joe Gonzalez, and enrolled in college to study dentistry.

At 2. 0, though, the nice simple life seemed not so nice and less simple than dumb, and it was adios to Joe and bad breath. Packing up her bags, she headed to Bogot. By her mid- 2. 0s she was a host on a hugely popular television show in Latin America. She—well, why don’t I let Sof? I was the fun part. They would put me on to, like, kid around with people, get their real personalities.” She even interviewed the president of Colombia, though she can’t remember which one. Took a job with Univision, hosting a travel show, Fuera de Serie, which meant getting back into a bikini so small it made Eve look overdressed in a fig leaf.

So everybody is watching you no matter what—if you’re good or bad, they’re watching you.”Sof. Big Trouble wasn’t exactly the second coming of Citizen Kane. Still, it was a beginning.

And the parts would get larger, the projects more prestigious: stealing every scene she was in as Tyrese Gibson’s girlfriend in Four Brothers, proving too much woman for the little boys of Entourage, pumping sex and sass into a couple of Tyler Perry movies. There were two sitcoms, Hot Properties and The Knights of Prosperity. Neither caught on. Dirty Sexy Money looked promising until the writers’ strike happened, and it was curtains for it too. And then along came Modern Family.

Christopher Lloyd, the show’s co- creator, recalls the initial meeting with Sof. And if you’ve worked in Hollywood for any length of time, you know that people who look like that are never funny. But she was.” (Yet another note to reader: there’s no disputing Lloyd’s claim that great- looking people are rarely laugh- a- minute. I’d argue, though, that self- deprecation is a must for Sof.

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